MISSION ENGINEERING!!!!
Within no time i have almost completed 900 days of my college(i.e. two & half or exactly 912 in engineering ).I wanted to blog from the day when i came to know about blogging but did not know from where should i start from & what should i write but On 2nd march i was just having a general talk with my friends & that time i realised that there are only few months left for completion of engineering(i.e approx. one & half year or 486 days ).This was one of the major reason which made me write my 1st blog.
According to me first year of engineering was the toughest among all uptill now as i thought that it took time for me to adjust much longer than i thought. But after that i think i adjusted myself & till now i am having good time in my engineering.These college days of my life will be one of the most rememberable days of my life.
During this course of time i have got or made some great friends who have been with me from the start of engg.They have been great but they never leave a chance to pull my leg, no doubt i also do the same if i get a chance.My friends sometimes call me "KING OF PJ'S" & according to them i deserve a award for it.But still they laugh on the same Pj even if i crack them twice.I would like to dedicate few of them specially to all my friends who have given me the tag of " King of Pj's".
1. Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat thik nahi hai..
2. Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
3. Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
4. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but noone comes out
5. Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
6. santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Also i would like to dedicate some songs to my friends.. Here it goes.....
COLLEGE DAYS!!!!!
Kab Milenge na hum jaane yaaron phirse sabhi
Laut kar ab naa aayenge woh mastibhare din kabhi
hoh dil yeh apna kahe ki aye dostonnnnn
Kab Milenge na hum jaane yaaron phirse sabhi
Laut kar ab naa aayenge woh mastibhare din kabhi
hoh dil yeh apna kahe ki aye dostonnnnn
Woh hoh oooooo
I m really gonna miss these days
I am gonna miss my college days
Yaad hai woh saare lectures, humne jo bunk kiye the
Proxy ka pakda jaana, Lafde kya kam kiye the
ohhh , milke likhna woh journals aur submissions last minute pe
exams ki woh tayyari, aur likhna woh teen ghante
Aur Baahar aakar woh kehna, "Saala kya Bekaar paper set kiya tha yaar" - pause
Milta 1st class kabhi yahaan, toh lagti thi KT kabhiiiii
Laut kar ab naa aayenge woh mastibhare din kabhi
hoh dil yeh apna kahe ki aye dostonnnnn
Woh hoh oooooo
I m really gonna miss these days
I am gonna miss my college days
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Yaaron dosti badi hi haseen hai
yeh na ho to kya phir
bolo ye zindagi hai
Koi to ho raazadaar
begaraz tera ho yaar
koi to ho raazadaar....
Teri har ek burai pe
dante vo dost
Gum ki ho dhup to saaya bane
tera vo dost
yaroo dosti bari hi hasi hai
ye na ho to kya fir bolo zindegi hai
kio to ho rastra .. begarar tere ho sat
koi to ho rasta ....
teri har ek burayi pe date o dost
gum ki hai dhup to chaya bane tera o dost
hasse bhi o teri khusi pe.....
ENJOY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
